No longer is it necessary to sacrifice elegance and simplicity for the power of a robust-IDE
I bring you:
More details on the project page. Enjoy!
Thank you everyone who played along and had fun with this. If you're discovering this bundle after the fact: it was a all a joke.
However, if you're in the mood for some harmless belated-april-fools humour, the bundle install instructions are still available and should yield you with just that :)